who is asking for some food,
There are two things you could do
If you so wish to do.
If you choose to be unhelpful,
Something you could do is say,
"I'm sorry I have no food,
But another place you could check
is my Uncle Ted in Brazil
Who never gave me that check.
If you choose to be polite
you could say,
"I hear I taste best with
a dash of salt.
And after you eat me,
you may like to sip
on a chocolate malt."