What shall you do?
Two things you may do
If you so wish to do.
1. Speak politely to the poolgar,
Very, very politely and nervously
Walk away.
"How do you do sir? Good bye now."
2. Or frantically run away
with no hesitation saying,
"Good bye,
Good bye, Mr. Poolgar"
If a poolgar knocks on
Your door and asks
For something to eat,
There are two things to do:
1. Say there is nothing in
The house that is edible and
That he would do better on
The next street.
2. Or say: We have a full cupboard
Of peanut butter.
Will that be a filling snack, sir?